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Movie<\/strong>: The Descent (2005)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Name: <\/strong>Lisa Mae Dodds<\/p>\n\n\n\n

What did you see?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

A bunch of ladies tried to go hiking in a cave but it goes a lot deeper than they thought. There was some freaky dudes inside. They got ate! Also the dudes are naked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

How did it make you feel?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mr. Bernard keeps showing us cave movies when we come here for latchkey. It\u2019s OK I guess but it feels like homework when we have to do these worksheets. Some other girls got scared because there\u2019s blood in this one, but I see blood all the time so I was fine. I would not want to be a naked cave dude who doesn\u2019t talk, but I guess the boys might.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A perfect example of the feedback I\u2019m looking for from our dear future congregants! True, the young lady sounds ambivalent about the film itself, but the fact that she specifies the reason (cave dwellers do not wear clothing or talk) gives a valuable perspective I might not have otherwise considered. Doubt we\u2019ll be showing this one at the drive-in, but can carry this insight forward. ~HB<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n


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Movie: <\/strong>Pet Sematary (1989)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Name: <\/strong>Chafin Carter<\/p>\n\n\n\n

What did you see?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

The family has this weird angry monkey-dog thing but it died. But they put it underground and it come back. And ask the family to bury themselves too because it\u2019s a lot better and the dog(?) isn\u2019t so angry anymore. The lesson is I don\u2019t know.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

How did it make you feel?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

I don\u2019t know, happy I guess. I seen this movie once when it had a different ending and I liked that one better.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

While community members are more than welcome to edit existing films in addition to screening original reels, I don\u2019t believe this one is a winner. Children appreciate consistency. My error here was forgetting that many elementary school students find ways to see R-rated movies. ~HB<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Addendum: I do find it odd that this young man does not seem to know what a cat is. It gives me pause regarding his worthiness toward Descent. ~HB<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n


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Movie: <\/strong>The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Name: <\/strong>Raymond Auks<\/p>\n\n\n\n

What did you see?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

They made us watch a documentary again \ud83d\ude41 \ud83d\ude41 \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n\n\n\n

How did it make you feel?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

My dad works at the slaughterhouse so I already know all this stuff, like where meat comes from. The movie was about a bunch of city kids, so they don\u2019t know anything. I guess it was funny how instead of the cows saying thank you the people just screamed like a cow. But that got old after a while.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Children seem bored by this one. ~HB<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n


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Movie: <\/strong>Logan\u2019s Run (1976)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Name: <\/strong>Ephraim Ralleigh<\/p>\n\n\n\n

What did you see?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

People live in this world underground with robots and cool clothes but they blow you up on your 30 <\/sup>b-day. If you want to survive you have to go to the surface where everything is broken and old.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

How did it make you feel?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

I would simply not tell nobody when my birthday is.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Always a pleasure to see our school producing such intelligent young people. ~HB<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n


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Movie: <\/strong>untitled dash cam footage, dated 09-03-2021<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Name: <\/strong>Flora Wilson<\/p>\n\n\n\n

What did you see?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

My dad got out of his car and talked to a sheriff for a while, but it didn\u2019t let us hear what they said. We could hear the radio in the squad car, but it kept saying things like \u201cthe Earth is pregnant with Peace\u201d and \u201cremember why we came, remember why we stayed.\u201d In the end my dad points at something and they jump in my dad\u2019s car and drive off. A minute later a cow walks over and looks at the camera, then it just ends.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

How did it make you feel?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

This sheriff has been sleeping on our couch almost since the school year started. He doesn\u2019t leave the house. I thought his girlfriend must have threw him out or something, but now I bet there\u2019s more to it, like he\u2019s really a superhero and the cow is his enemy. I hope they make a sequel. And maybe Godzilla is in it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Great choice! Schedule this one for drive-in showing. ~HB<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n


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Movie: <\/strong>City of Ember (2008)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Name: <\/strong>Owen Stephens<\/p>\n\n\n\n

What did you see?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

INVISIBLE FIRE WILL RAIN FROM THE SKY. NOTHING WILL GROW WHERE THE SUN DOTH SHINE. IT WILL BE A TIME OF GREAT HUNGER, WHEN MEN GUZZLE POISON IF ONLY TO FEEL THEIR BELLIES FULL AT LAST. COUNTRY AND BROTHERHOOD ALIKE WILL VANISH, LEAVING A BLACKENED IRON CARCASS WHERE ONCE WE WALKED UPON THE LAND. DARKNESS WILL SHELTER AND NOURISH AS THE LIGHT ONCE DID, AND ONLY THE SIGHTLESS MAY SEE EDEN.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

How did it make you feel?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

I like when one of the robbers pees his pants.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Unexpectedly, this seems to be a top choice film. Many of the folks in town are still skeptical of the teachings of the Church of the Belowdown. We must work on fostering more enthusiasm in the children, and this is exactly what I mean by \u201centhusiasm.\u201d ~HB<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Addendum: Disregard previous note, confirmed student has already been chosen. This film is ultimately neither here nor there. ~HB<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n


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Movie: <\/strong>Ruins of the Sun (2020)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Name: <\/strong>Javier Trujano Hernandez<\/p>\n\n\n\n

What did you see?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

A bunch of guys live in a cave, but they left for some reason and now they want to get back. Cuz going above ground made they bodies all weird so they got to wear these suits, and it messed up their memories, like now they can barely even talk. They go deeper and deeper but they can\u2019t find where they came from. The moral is if you got a place that works for you, don\u2019t go looking for a different place.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

How did it make you feel?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

I can\u2019t stop thinking about why the cave guys would of wanted to leave? Something bad must of happened to them down there I think. That seems really unfair because I think they were peaceful and minding they own business. Down there you aren\u2019t supposed to have no problems. You don\u2019t even have to see nothing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I am, to be diplomatic, extremely disappointed that a copy of this film found its way to the after school program. Hopefully, the viewer\u2019s intelligence and youthful resilience has prevented it from being too damaging, though I recommend we screen more films as soon as possible to minimize the impression from this one. It is possible that something was lost in the transfer to digital as well, but I can only hope we will never know one way or the other. The DVD has of course been destroyed, and I mean to determine whether other copies exist. ~HB<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n


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Movie: <\/strong>As Above, So Below (2014)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Name: <\/strong>Luther Stein<\/p>\n\n\n\n

What did you see?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

This movie is REALLY SCARY! Some people were trying to find buried treasure but instead they found HELL! There was a car on fire underground and a guy was just sitting in it while everyone screamed at him to get out.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

How did it make you feel?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

I\u2019m never going in the basement ever again!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Please throw this DVD into a suitably large fire. ~HB<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n


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Movie: <\/strong>Hibiscus (2021)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Name: <\/strong>Marisol Gutierrez<\/p>\n\n\n\n

What did you see?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

It was about this guy Bernard Hibiscus. He and his brother are always inventing things and then they invent the airplane. And this woman Amelia comes along to fly the plane, but then she disappears. He figures his brother Abel did it, so he kills his brother and says \u201cthe sky is dead to me now.\u201d Then he spends the rest of the movie calling the sky The Great Temptress. He gets a new friend, but it never shows her face and she\u2019s too big to fit on the screen so we don\u2019t really know what she looks like. Plus she\u2019s always standing in the dark. He says she\u2019s the only light he needs now. Then it ends.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

How did it make you feel?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Amelia was really pretty. The shadow thing was scary at first but I liked her better at the end. Also it was really educational.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I\u2019m pleased the young lady seems to have enjoyed it, but the more I look at the film and read the children\u2019s responses, the more I feel it\u2019s simply too direct. I don\u2019t want to look like a grifter; the work we\u2019re doing here is real, our role in this community of dire importance. I have left behind the part I once played in the extractive industries that granted me this godforsaken fortune. This movie feels extractive. Will not be showing at drive-in. ~HB<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n


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Movie: <\/strong>Journey to the Center of the Earth (2021)<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Name: <\/strong>Regina Driscoll<\/p>\n\n\n\n

What did you see?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Some old-timey guys go down through a volcano and end up on an island where all their friends and family that they lost are alive and well. They build a house and live there together. One of them marries a dinosaur. It was a happy ending.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

How did it make you feel?<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

I wouldn\u2019t want to marry a boy but I could maybe see myself marrying a dinosaur. \u201cRex\u201d means \u201cking\u201d and \u201cRegina\u201d means \u201cqueen\u201d so if I married T. Rex my name would be Queen King.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Fantastic example of what we can do with our original offerings. While it does admittedly take some artistic license with Verne\u2019s esteemed novel, I believe that judicious updates for a modern audience are appropriate, similar to the practice of publishing youth study bibles in more archaic faiths. Let\u2019s move this one straight to the drive-in\u2019s projection room. ~HB<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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