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For show-and-tell I bring my pet rock, Earl, hidden in a shoebox. I wait my turn, clapping along halfheartedly every time Hector\u2019s pug manages a trick. It does its final routine, shake\/roll-over\/play dead<\/em>, and Mr. Mann calls on me. \u201cYou\u2019re up.\u201d The puppy-dog circus sits down and I take center stage.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cThis is Earl.\u201d I lift the box\u2019s lid, gingerly raising him to eye level for everyone to see. \u201cI\u2019ve had him for five years. My mom got him at a yard sale.\u201d Giggles flicker in the back of the room. \u201cHe and I go everywhere together. On walks, vacations\u2014\u201d I hold up a few printouts my mom put together, snapshots of Earl and me at the drive-in, an amusement park, blowing bubbles on our porch. \u201cWe play fetch, too. Only, Earl is kinda the ball.\u201d I strap Earl into his harness, stroke his gentle face, and toss him into the air. Mr. Mann winces.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cDon\u2019t worry,\u201d I tell him, launching the stone upwards again and again, \u201cever since we broke the ceiling fan, I\u2019m careful about how high I throw him.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mr. Mann rolls his seat away from our spectacle, eyes fixed on the airborne rock. \u201cAny questions, class?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Etta and Camille, best friends forever, whisper to each other and Etta raises her hand.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cGo ahead, Etta.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cIs that the same rock your mom smashed through the church\u2019s window?\u201d She immediately buries her face into crossed forearms and crumbles beneath bouts of laughter.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cOut in the hall.\u201d Mr. Mann points to the door. \u201cGo.\u201d Etta rolls her eyes to Camille, then stands and obeys. <\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mateo shouts a question at me without raising his hand. \u201cDoes it also eat Hot Pockets every day for breakfast, lunch, and dinner?\u201d Everyone cracks up\u2014they still remember the monotony of my second-grade packed lunches.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cSit.\u201d Mr. Mann rises from his wheely chair and shoos me back to my desk. Hector leans over and whispers to me as I take my seat. \u201cReally cool, wonder why no one wants to come to your house.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I lose control of Earl\u2019s leash and he lunges after Hector\u2019s pug.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Earl knocks the dog hard on the head, and it yelps before falling, bleeding, to the tile floor. Hector begins to cry, and Mr. Mann yanks Earl from the floor while pulling me to the classroom door. \u201cTo the office!\u201d I catch a final glimpse of Earl as I\u2019m shoved into the hall and marched to the principal\u2019s lair.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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\u201cI\u2019m sorry, baby. They just don\u2019t want dangerous pets like him living here.\u201d Mom runs her fingers through my hair as I cry and stare at Earl\u2019s empty tank. \u201cHe\u2019ll be happier with the other rocks up in Bolt Gun Hills.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWhen can we go visit?\u201d I whine into my forearms, all snotty and red and salty.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cSoon, baby, soon. When I get a weekend off.\u201d She gets me ready for bed, unplugs the tank\u2019s fluorescent light, and carries the enclosure away. It\u2019s all dark except for the blinking streetlights outside my window.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I\u2019m the only student in Los Suelos with in-school suspension, after-school detention, and a mom that assigns apology letters. Between sessions of schoolwork, I have to write an \u2018I\u2019m Sorry\u2019 <\/em>essay for Hector and his stupid pug. When Mom picks me up, she\u2019s covered in the usual mix of mud and damp and dust. But she doesn\u2019t ask me about my day and I don\u2019t bother her about work.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

We get back to our apartment, a two-bedroom in the back of a shop, and she points upstairs. \u201cGo do your homework. I\u2019ll let you know when dinner\u2019s ready.\u201d I nod, hug her, and head up to my room.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Just inside my door, I hear a strange bubbling sound. I see a light in the corner.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cHi, little buddy!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

A small fish swims in the aquatically renovated tank. I turn to run downstairs and thank Mom, but she\u2019s already waiting at the bottom, leaning on the banister and grinning. \u201cDo your homework.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I finish half of my assignments before giving up to sit and watch my new friend, tentatively named Pearl. I tap on the glass to try and make her move. She doesn\u2019t do much. I don\u2019t have a leash for her, but a game of catch is worth a try.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Her sliminess grosses me out and I drop her a few times as she wriggles in my fingers. \u201cHold still, buddy.\u201d Cupping Pearl in both hands, I toss her up to the ceiling. I forget the spinning fan, again. Unlike Earl, Pearl doesn\u2019t snap the blades in half\u2014but the blades snap Pearl.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

She\u2019s thrown against a wall, bounces off, and hits the floor with a pathetic thud<\/em>. She doesn\u2019t move when I pick her up. I poke her gills but they remain motionless, orange eyes staring out at nothing.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mom calls out from downstairs. \u201cDinner!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I drop the carcass back into the tank and dash downstairs, doing my best to dry my hands on my pants and avoid the stink of guilt.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cYou giv\u2019er a name?\u201d Mom grins as she dishes spaghetti onto my plate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cNo.\u201d I twirl the pasta onto my fork. \u201cThanks for dinner.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cWell, whatcha think? That Cabrera kid helped me pick her out, just for you.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I shrug, and Mom deflates.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cDon\u2019t you like her? I thought\u2014 you\u2019re a big kid, you should have a grown-up pet.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

I don\u2019t say a word, pushing noodles between my teeth.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cI miss Earl,\u201d I say, wiping my mouth. \u201cI want my rock back.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mom nods, sighs, and grabs another beer.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cPets, Pets, PETS!!!<\/em> don\u2019t take returns or give refunds. That fish is what you got.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

We finish the meal in silence.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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Mom finds the dead fish the next morning and drains the tank before she goes to work, flushing Pearl down the toilet and into the San Joaquin River. After our silent ride home from detention I shuffle upstairs to start my science homework.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The tank is back, full of air and easter grass.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cEarl!\u201d I run to the glass, heart racing and face beaming. I hold him in my palms and savor the sensation of dry, cold, solid stone. It looks a lot like him, could be a twin. But it\u2019s not Earl. I can tell. Mom has replaced him with a counterfeit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

At dinner, Mom has three beers ready and doesn\u2019t bother asking what I think about the fake. Half-way through the meatloaf, I decide to tell her anyway.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u201cMom, I\u2019m not dumb about rocks. That isn\u2019t the real Earl.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Mom says she\u2019s too busy to drive me to and from school anymore.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The next morning, I hide the Earl-fraud in my pocket and skip class to visit the Hole on the outskirts of town. I stand at the edge and throw the rock down inside, no leash attached, and wait to hear it hit the bottom\u2014<\/p>\n\n\n\n

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