The Memorandums of Baja Bonita Construction
Our rules are in place to prevent needless disfigurement and death.
Our rules are in place to prevent needless disfigurement and death.
Nasty cold spell early in the season. Forgot about this thing until I got to lookin for tinder. Sure I won’t need those last three pages.
A bunch of ladies tried to go hiking in a cave but it goes a lot deeper than they thought. There was some freaky dudes inside.
Goddamn those Schaefers. If I never write another word in this damn diary, let those ones be the ones that stick.
The position you are about to assume is one of great esteem.
I am starting this article—as is too-frequently the case—with a formal protest of the Daily Spectacle’s editorial policies.