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Yes, hello I’m calling to talk to someone. Where am I calling from? I don’t think I know how to answer that. ‘Cause the town doesn’t have a name… Yeah, don’t know that either. I’m sorry, but I just wanted … Read More

Our rules are in place to prevent needless disfigurement and death. 

I don’t blame anyone but what we did felt like Sin. 

Nasty cold spell early in the season. Forgot about this thing until I got to lookin for tinder. Sure I won’t need those last three pages.

The position you are about to assume is one of great esteem.

A bunch of ladies tried to go hiking in a cave but it goes a lot deeper than they thought. There was some freaky dudes inside.

Goddamn those Schaefers. If I never write another word in this damn diary, let those ones be the ones that stick.