The Memorandums of Baja Bonita Construction
Our rules are in place to prevent needless disfigurement and death.
Die Pig Die
I don’t blame anyone but what we did felt like Sin.
Nasty cold spell early in the season. Forgot about this thing until I got to lookin for tinder. Sure I won’t need those last three pages.
Caring for Mr. Bernard: An Instruction Manual
The position you are about to assume is one of great esteem.
After School Program
A bunch of ladies tried to go hiking in a cave but it goes a lot deeper than they thought. There was some freaky dudes inside.
Goddamn those Schaefers. If I never write another word in this damn diary, let those ones be the ones that stick.
Blue Dick Ballhawk Baumbach Blocks Turlock Morlocks
I am starting this article—as is too-frequently the case—with a formal protest of the Daily Spectacle’s editorial policies.