After School Program

A bunch of ladies tried to go hiking in a cave but it goes a lot deeper than they thought. There was some freaky dudes inside.

Damn Diary

Goddamn those Schaefers. If I never write another word in this damn diary, let those ones be the ones that stick.

Code Switching

I’ve been to more Blue Dicks games than anyone else in town, I bet. I don’t like baseball, but since Robert’s gone I’ve got time on my hands.

Gold-Dust

It was a short enough walk to the usual haunt. Too short, almost; certainly not long enough to forget the cows.